Potty Problemz

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I have a recurring problem with getting sprayed in the face by toilet water. Last week, as I finished a long morning of monotone lectures, I made my way to the bathroom on the first floor of Seelye. As I peed, I noticed the walls of the stall had water all over them. At this point, I should have had the sense to not do what I did next which was flush the toilet without shielding myself. When I flushed, my face and hair were sprayed with a lovely mix of urine and toilet water, and the walls were sprayed (again) as well. The pale golden liquid now wafting its scent off my face was not exactly the Eau de Toilette I had in mind when I put on my perfume that morning. Though sad, I found this ordeal to be one of the funniest things that’s happened to me in a while.

A few days later, I was sprayed TWICE by two different toilets in my house. I’m not sure if toilet spraying is a common issue at Smith, or if the toilet spirits are trying to fuck with me, but either way I am simultaneously disgusted and extremely amused.

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COMING UP…FREE Night at Your Museum

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from Shama Rahman ’13

brought to you by Smith College Museum of Art (SCMA)

what’s this all about?: The SCMA is hosting its first ever student-only event this Friday to commemorate the Collecting Art of Asia exhibition in the Museum right now. Commemorating 100 years of Asian art in the Museum’s collection, the Collecting Art of Asia exhibition includes Traditional, Contemporary, Prints from 1950 to the present, as well as Video Art.

why should I go?: This is a chance to celebrate the art of Asia with a free, student-only event at YOUR Museum! The night will also feature Asian appetizers by Tryon Common starting at 7pm (om nom), performances by EKTA and Smith’s K-Pop Dance Crew at 8:30 (fun!), music by WOZQ all night long, and calligraphy and Origami-making.

when?: Friday, February 22nd, from  7 to 10 PM

where?: Smith College Museum of Art

cost: free!

Any questions? More information can be found here.

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Coming Up…Smith Music Collective Presents: SMC Serenade

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Get your groove on this Valentine’s Day with Smith Music Collective Presents: SMC Serenade, whether you’re with someone (or someones), ridin’ solo, or anywhere in between.

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COMING UP…The Vagina Monologues

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Smithies, V-Day is quickly approaching. And you know I’m not talking about any Hallmark bullshit.

from Kyla Prior ’14, Chair and Director of Smith College V-Day/The Vagina Monologues ’12-’13

brought to you by Smith College V-Day 2013

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The End of Fall ’12 (in .Gifs)

So, as pinktaco123 mentioned, we kinda dropped off the face of Smith College midway through last semester.

And I know all of you are like…
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But really we ARE sorry 😦
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BUT we’re back now! So let’s bring up to speed on the end of 2012.

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